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Every dealer knows the rule. Apparently, not every dealer follows it.
The front lays out the most important lesson in the casino:
FIRST RULE OF DEALING
DON’T SLEEP WITH THE PENCIL
And just in case that wasn’t clear:
SECOND RULE OF DEALING
DON’T SLEEP WITH THE PENCIL
Turn the shirt around for the confession:
OOPS, I SLEPT WITH THE PENCIL
A two-sided casino-worker joke made for dealers, floor staff, supervisors, and anyone who has spent enough time behind a table to know exactly why this rule exists.
Details
Two-sided Felt & Pips design
Front: first and second rules of dealing
Back: OOPS, I SLEPT WITH THE PENCIL
Bold white, all-caps typography
Designed for casino dealers and industry insiders
Printed to order
Returns
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order specifically for you, so we do not accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size selection, or change of mind.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with a printing error, please contact us with photos of the item and packaging so we can help make it right.
Please double-check your size, color, and shipping information before placing your order.
Don’t Sleep With the Pencil Two-Sided Dealer T-Shirt – Casino Employee Humor | Felt & Pips
$29.99
The front lays out the most important lesson in the casino:
FIRST RULE OF DEALING
DON’T SLEEP WITH THE PENCIL
And just in case that wasn’t clear:
SECOND RULE OF DEALING
DON’T SLEEP WITH THE PENCIL
Turn the shirt around for the confession:
OOPS, I SLEPT WITH THE PENCIL
A two-sided casino-worker joke made for dealers, floor staff, supervisors, and anyone who has spent enough time behind a table to know exactly why this rule exists.
Details
Two-sided Felt & Pips design
Front: first and second rules of dealing
Back: OOPS, I SLEPT WITH THE PENCIL
Bold white, all-caps typography
Designed for casino dealers and industry insiders
Printed to order
Returns
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order specifically for you, so we do not accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, incorrect size selection, or change of mind.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or with a printing error, please contact us with photos of the item and packaging so we can help make it right.
Please double-check your size, color, and shipping information before placing your order.