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Some poker shirts explain themselves. This one absolutely does not.
“I CRACK ACES FOR BREAKFAST.” is the kind of line that sounds confident, aggressive, and just slightly unhinged — which is exactly why it works. Perfect for players who like their poker humor deadpan, obnoxious, and weird enough to make people stop and say, “what the hell does that even mean?”
A clean, bold text shirt for poker players who enjoy annoying the table almost as much as beating it.
Returns
All Felt & Pips items are made to order. Because of that, we generally can’t accept returns or exchanges for wrong size, color choice, or buyer’s remorse. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us and we’ll make it right.
I Crack Aces for Breakfast. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
$19.99
“I CRACK ACES FOR BREAKFAST.” is the kind of line that sounds confident, aggressive, and just slightly unhinged — which is exactly why it works. Perfect for players who like their poker humor deadpan, obnoxious, and weird enough to make people stop and say, “what the hell does that even mean?”
A clean, bold text shirt for poker players who enjoy annoying the table almost as much as beating it.
Returns
All Felt & Pips items are made to order. Because of that, we generally can’t accept returns or exchanges for wrong size, color choice, or buyer’s remorse. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us and we’ll make it right.