Why Don’t You Make Like a Tree and Fold? T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
Heather Brown / XS
$19.99
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Some poker advice is mathematically sound.
This isn’t it.
WHY DON’T YOU
MAKE LIKE A TREE
AND FOLD?
A wonderfully stupid piece of table advice for the player who appreciates bad wordplay almost as much as watching somebody finally release a hand they should’ve folded three streets ago.
It’s familiar enough to make people think they know where the sentence is going, then just wrong enough to make the poker version land.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, home games, casino trips, or giving unsolicited strategic advice to someone who absolutely did not ask for it.
No cards. No chips. No complicated graphics. Just one confidently butchered metaphor.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“WHY DON’T YOU MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FOLD?” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Not recognized by any known poker training site as legitimate strategy.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Why Don’t You Make Like a Tree and Fold? T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
$19.99
This isn’t it.
WHY DON’T YOU
MAKE LIKE A TREE
AND FOLD?
A wonderfully stupid piece of table advice for the player who appreciates bad wordplay almost as much as watching somebody finally release a hand they should’ve folded three streets ago.
It’s familiar enough to make people think they know where the sentence is going, then just wrong enough to make the poker version land.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, home games, casino trips, or giving unsolicited strategic advice to someone who absolutely did not ask for it.
No cards. No chips. No complicated graphics. Just one confidently butchered metaphor.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“WHY DON’T YOU MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FOLD?” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Not recognized by any known poker training site as legitimate strategy.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |