GTO Get Totally Obliterated Poker Hoodie – Funny Texas Hold'em Sweatshirt
Black / S
$29.99
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Some poker players study solvers. Others take a slightly different approach to GTO.
The GTO Get Totally Obliterated Poker Hoodie turns “Game Theory Optimal” into something more appropriate for certain poker nights. The design features distressed GTO lettering expanded into “Get Totally Obliterated,” finished with poker chips, whiskey, and beer beneath it.
Made for home games, casino trips, poker weekends, and players whose strategy becomes increasingly questionable as the night continues. It’s a perfect gift for cash-game regulars, tournament players, and anyone who enjoys trolling the serious GTO crowd.
• Comfortable unisex fit
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester
• Soft air-jet spun yarn with reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Original Felt & Pips poker artwork
• Made to order
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Every item is made to order especially for you, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges for an incorrect size, color selection, or change of mind. Please review the size guide carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the problem. We’ll make it right.
GTO Get Totally Obliterated Poker Hoodie – Funny Texas Hold'em Sweatshirt
$29.99
The GTO Get Totally Obliterated Poker Hoodie turns “Game Theory Optimal” into something more appropriate for certain poker nights. The design features distressed GTO lettering expanded into “Get Totally Obliterated,” finished with poker chips, whiskey, and beer beneath it.
Made for home games, casino trips, poker weekends, and players whose strategy becomes increasingly questionable as the night continues. It’s a perfect gift for cash-game regulars, tournament players, and anyone who enjoys trolling the serious GTO crowd.
• Comfortable unisex fit
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester
• Soft air-jet spun yarn with reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket
• Original Felt & Pips poker artwork
• Made to order
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Every item is made to order especially for you, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges for an incorrect size, color selection, or change of mind. Please review the size guide carefully before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the problem. We’ll make it right.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |