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Forget Game Theory Optimal.
Around here, GTO means Get Totally Obliterated.
This poker T-shirt takes one of the game’s most overused acronyms and gives it a much less responsible definition, with bold GTO lettering, poker chip stacks, and a few drinks to make the point.
Built for poker players who have heard enough solver talk for one lifetime.
Perfect for:
Texas Hold’em players
Poker night regulars
Casino players
Home-game degenerates
Anyone who prefers beer to charts
Poker players with a questionable approach to GTO
Original Felt & Pips Poker design.
Returns & Replacements
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include your order information and photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement, refund, or other appropriate resolution.
If your package appears to be lost in transit, please contact us so we can help investigate the shipment.
Please contact us before sending any item back.
GTO Get Totally Obliterated Poker T-Shirt – Funny Texas Hold’em Shirt
$19.99
Around here, GTO means Get Totally Obliterated.
This poker T-shirt takes one of the game’s most overused acronyms and gives it a much less responsible definition, with bold GTO lettering, poker chip stacks, and a few drinks to make the point.
Built for poker players who have heard enough solver talk for one lifetime.
Perfect for:
Texas Hold’em players
Poker night regulars
Casino players
Home-game degenerates
Anyone who prefers beer to charts
Poker players with a questionable approach to GTO
Original Felt & Pips Poker design.
Returns & Replacements
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include your order information and photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement, refund, or other appropriate resolution.
If your package appears to be lost in transit, please contact us so we can help investigate the shipment.
Please contact us before sending any item back.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |