I’ll Call. Just to Piss You Off. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
Heather Clay / XS
$19.99
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Sometimes the call isn’t about pot odds. Sometimes it’s about making a point.
I’LL CALL.
JUST TO
PISS YOU OFF.
Built for the player who knows there are few things more satisfying than looking across the table, realizing somebody desperately wants you to fold, and deciding that alone is reason enough to put the chips in.
Was it profitable?
Was it balanced?
Was it solver-approved?
Who gives a shit? He looked annoyed.
This is pure poker rage bait for calling stations, recreational menaces, stubborn bastards, and anyone who has ever heard “you can’t call there” and immediately wanted to call there even harder.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, home games, casino trips, or sitting directly across from the poker bro who has already started explaining why your decision was mathematically indefensible.
No cards. No chips. No strategy chart. Just a simple reminder that sometimes spite has implied odds.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“I’LL CALL. JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: May induce unnecessary river bluffs from emotionally compromised opponents.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
I’ll Call. Just to Piss You Off. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
$19.99
I’LL CALL.
JUST TO
PISS YOU OFF.
Built for the player who knows there are few things more satisfying than looking across the table, realizing somebody desperately wants you to fold, and deciding that alone is reason enough to put the chips in.
Was it profitable?
Was it balanced?
Was it solver-approved?
Who gives a shit? He looked annoyed.
This is pure poker rage bait for calling stations, recreational menaces, stubborn bastards, and anyone who has ever heard “you can’t call there” and immediately wanted to call there even harder.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, home games, casino trips, or sitting directly across from the poker bro who has already started explaining why your decision was mathematically indefensible.
No cards. No chips. No strategy chart. Just a simple reminder that sometimes spite has implied odds.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“I’LL CALL. JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: May induce unnecessary river bluffs from emotionally compromised opponents.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |