I’m Drunk. You’re Broke. That’s Poker. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
Heather Deep Teal / S
$19.99
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Ever felted someone while you were in a blackout?
Maybe optimal decision-making is overrated.
I’M DRUNK.
YOU’RE BROKE.
THAT’S POKER.
Built for the player who showed up with no game plan, ignored every solver-approved line, made decisions based entirely on vibes, and somehow left with everyone else’s chips.
This is poker rage bait in its purest form: simple, blunt, and just believable enough to annoy the guy at the table who really wants to explain why your winning play was mathematically incorrect.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, casino trips, home games, or sitting directly next to the player who has used the phrase “that’s not GTO” more than once tonight.
No cards. No chips. No unnecessary poker graphics. Just the statement.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“I’M DRUNK. YOU’RE BROKE. THAT’S POKER.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Do not attempt to explain variance to the person wearing this shirt.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
I’m Drunk. You’re Broke. That’s Poker. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
$19.99
Maybe optimal decision-making is overrated.
I’M DRUNK.
YOU’RE BROKE.
THAT’S POKER.
Built for the player who showed up with no game plan, ignored every solver-approved line, made decisions based entirely on vibes, and somehow left with everyone else’s chips.
This is poker rage bait in its purest form: simple, blunt, and just believable enough to annoy the guy at the table who really wants to explain why your winning play was mathematically incorrect.
Perfect for cash games, tournaments, casino trips, home games, or sitting directly next to the player who has used the phrase “that’s not GTO” more than once tonight.
No cards. No chips. No unnecessary poker graphics. Just the statement.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“I’M DRUNK. YOU’RE BROKE. THAT’S POKER.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Do not attempt to explain variance to the person wearing this shirt.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |