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Love the game. Question the people playing it.
LOVE POKER.
CAN’T STAND
POKER PLAYERS.
For anyone who has ever sat down excited to play cards and, twenty minutes later, remembered why poker players can be absolutely exhausting.
The tanking. The solver talk. The unsolicited hand analysis. The bad-beat stories. The guy explaining GTO to nobody in particular. The player who needs the entire table to know how good he thinks he is.
Poker? Fantastic.
Poker players? That’s more complicated.
This one is for recreational players, casino regulars, dealers, grinders with enough self-awareness to laugh at themselves, and anybody who loves poker while remaining deeply suspicious of poker culture.
Simple. Deadpan. Completely understandable to anyone who has spent enough time in a card room.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“LOVE POKER. CAN’T STAND POKER PLAYERS.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause nearby poker players to assume you’re talking about everyone except them.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Love Poker. Can’t Stand Poker Players. T-Shirt – Poker Rage Bait Shirt | Felt & Pips
$19.99
LOVE POKER.
CAN’T STAND
POKER PLAYERS.
For anyone who has ever sat down excited to play cards and, twenty minutes later, remembered why poker players can be absolutely exhausting.
The tanking. The solver talk. The unsolicited hand analysis. The bad-beat stories. The guy explaining GTO to nobody in particular. The player who needs the entire table to know how good he thinks he is.
Poker? Fantastic.
Poker players? That’s more complicated.
This one is for recreational players, casino regulars, dealers, grinders with enough self-awareness to laugh at themselves, and anybody who loves poker while remaining deeply suspicious of poker culture.
Simple. Deadpan. Completely understandable to anyone who has spent enough time in a card room.
Details
Unisex staple T-shirt
Bold block-text design
“LOVE POKER. CAN’T STAND POKER PLAYERS.” front graphic
Original Felt & Pips Poker design
Made to order
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause nearby poker players to assume you’re talking about everyone except them.
RETURNS
Each Felt & Pips item is made to order, so we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, ordering the wrong size, or a change of mind.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving it and include photos of the issue. We’ll work with you to make it right with a replacement or other appropriate resolution.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |